Hi, you wanna know about us?The 666 Pack Review
Welcome to The Sludgelord’sDecember installment of the 666 Pack Review! Each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1to 666! Check out St. Satan’s rating scale below:
1 – The Sludgelordwould rather listen to annoying Xmas carolers instead...
2 - King Diamondsays...No presents for Christmas!!!
3 – This is about as good as Twisted Sister's Christmas album. Meh.
4 - On blitzkrieg! (That's the headbanging reindeer's name and they're now a fan, antlers up!)
5 – Expect to see a shit ton of presents from Santa this year...err...I mean Satan!
666 - The Sludgelordplaces his pentagram of approval on top of the tree for all to see!!! Deck the Hails!!!
It’s the holiday season and you would think that we would be in the spirit to honor goodwill towards bands. No fucking way! To quote Rob Halford, “You got another thing coming!” Even if a band gets a low score, we strongly encourage you to check them out anyways because you might actually dig them! The Sludgelordis a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
Archelon- “II” (EP) – Sheffield, UK Rating: 4
For fans of Pelican. Hail Santa!
Band info: facebook
Forlet Sires - “Journey Towards Ruin” – Winterhur, Switzerland Rating: 5
The Ghost of Christmas Present digs…
Band info: facebook
Kielkropf - “Step back, I’m ‘bout to dance” - Eisenstadt, Austria Rating: 3
Deck the amps…with winter sludge!
Band info: facebook
No Trust -“Heavy Hand” - San Diego, CA Rating: 3
My inner Scrooge says…bah humbug!
Band info: facebook
Keef Mountain - “Keef Mountain” - Kansas City, MO Rating: 666
Krampus will love fucking to this!
Band info: facebook
Inverted Cross Cult- “Inverted Cross Cult” – Porto Feliz, Brazil Rating: 2
The Grinch asks…”What’s that stench?”
Band info: facebook
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