TERR0R PRESENTS: The 666 Pack Review for November 2016

By: Nikos Mixas

Welcome to The Sludgelord’sNovember installment of the 666 Pack Review!  Each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1to 666!  Check out November’s rating scale below: 

1 - In terms of beers, you’re a Schlitz.

2 - The 90’s called and they want their metal back... 

3 – You’re just like Anvil.  Average. 

4 – Bloody good enough to make Ozzy bite a bat’s head off!

5 - Nigel from Spinal Tap says to turn those amps up to 11! 

666! - The Sludgelordbrands you with his pentagram of approval!!!  Hails!!!

This month we had a cornucopia of victims from various parts of the globe to review.  Even if a band gets a low score, we strongly encourage you to check them out anyways because you might actually dig them!  The Sludgelordis a picky listener…

Dungeon Master -“Lustrata: Purified by Sacrifice” – London, UK     Rating: 2

I could only stomach two songs…

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Ruff Majik  - “The Fox” (EP) Pretoria, South Africa!     Rating: 666

Rocking out with my cock out.

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PYLAR  -  “Pyedra”  Sevilla, Spain   Rating: 3

Sunn O))) worship.  Now Spain can suffer.

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Long Live the GOAT - “Melt”- Chicago, IL     Rating: 5

I likes me some GOAT!  Hails!

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Walken  -  “Revel in Abandon” San Francisco, CA    Rating: 2

All over the map…head hurts.

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Slow Green Thing - “II” Dresden, Germany   Rating: 3

Great doom…are those vocals auto-tuned?

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